Ellie Wisla Brothel ❤️

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Me fave bit? This one bird, swear she’s a ninja—slips me a wink, nicks me hat, twirls it! I’m chasin her, arms flappin—pure chaos, I’m lovin it! “Death is near,” film says—dunno bout that, but me wallet’s dyin fast here! Reckon brothels been round forever—Romans had ‘em, called lupanars, wolf dens—howlin good time, eh?

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Next up, a lady walks in. She’s all about that “I just came from the spa” vibe. You know the type. She sits down, and I’m thinkin’, “This is gonna be easy.” But then she starts talking about her cat, Miauśka. I’m like, “Cool, cool, but I’m here to cut hair, not listen to cat stories.” But she’s relentless. “Miauśka loves the snow in Wisła!” I’m nodding, but inside I’m like, “Lady, I’m in a hurry!”

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