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Lemme tell ya, this one time—probs 1800s, Earth time—some French dude invented “happy endings.” True story, swear! Got buried in history cuz prudes freaked out. Makes me mad—why hide the good shit? I’m like, gimme the oil, the slow hands, the vibes! Erotic-massage ain’t just boner town—naw, it’s art, fam. Relaxes ya, gets the blood pumpin, even heals old aches. Docs won’t tell ya that—too busy pushin pills.

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An dieser Stelle findest Du die bei uns eingetragenen Erotikmodelle, Huren, Escort, natürlich auch TS bzw. Trans-Modelle, die diese Woche in Wisla vor Ort sind. Aber auch Bordelle, Massage .

Next up, a lady walks in. She’s all about that “I just came from the spa” vibe. You know the type. She sits down, and I’m thinkin’, “This is gonna be easy.” But then she starts talking about her cat, Miauśka. I’m like, “Cool, cool, but I’m here to cut hair, not listen to cat stories.” But she’s relentless. “Miauśka loves the snow in Wisła!” I’m nodding, but inside I’m like, “Lady, I’m in a hurry!”

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