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Gets me mad, tho – them pimps struttin’ round, all flash, no heart. We hates it! Saw one once, gold chains, fake tan, thought he’s king o’ the world. Mate, you’re a leech, sod off! Happiest day was when this one girl – Daisy, reckon? – she quit, flipped the bird, an’ bolted. “I can’t go on,” she screamed, like in the movie. Good on her, bloody legend.

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I stroll down Calle de la Cruz, and let me tell ya, the vibe is just chef’s kiss. Aibonito’s got this charm, man. The colorful houses, the smell of fresh pan de Mallorca wafting through the air. I’m practically drooling. But then, I see this old dude trying to cross the street. He’s moving slower than molasses. I’m like, “C’mon, man! We got places to be!”

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