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Alright, strap in, pals! So, findin’ a prostitute—wild, right? I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!”—and lemme tell ya, this ain’t no picnic in Paris like *Amour*. That movie? Old folks, love, death—real slow burn. “You’re my little bird,” he says in it, all tender-like, but here I am, thinkin’ about hookers, and it’s less “bird” and more “screamin’ hawk on the corner.”

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We start chatting, and I’m cracking jokes, trying to impress her. But then, outta nowhere, this pigeon swoops down and poops right on my shoulder. Like, seriously? I’m standing there, frozen, while Luis and Ana are dying laughing. I’m like, “Great, just great. Aibonito’s finest moment.”

Replica of Congressional Gold Medal presented to Borinqueneer in Aibonito, PR