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Here’s the kicker—prostitutes got slang, like “john” for dudes, comes from old cops bustin’ ‘em—sneaky history, huh? I’m over here, wirin’ up antennas, thinkin’, “Greed is good, but damn, they’re scrappy!” One time, saw this gal dodge a creep—fast as Remy dodgin’ knives—yellin’, “Not in my kitchen, asshole!” Laughed my ass off, spillin’ my beer.

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To cut a long story short I had sex protected with a black prostitute in Barcelona last Thursday.

After that chaos, I paddle back to shore, and she’s still grumblin’ about her lost snacks. I’m like, “Lady, it’s just cookies!” But she’s not havin’ it. I swear, I thought she was gonna throw her bag at me.

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