Savannah Coco Brothel ❤️

About San Juan

Sex escort’s a riddle, precious. Me hates it—stinks of greed—but me sees it, sharp-like. Them girls, some choose it, some don’t, all scrabbling for summat. “My body’s a cage,” says the film—ooh, chills me bones! They’re caged too, struttin’ for fat wallets. Makes me sad, then mad—why’s the world so rotten?

Varied Styles & Designs

This is considered a Brothel hotel. Not family friendly or couples friendly unless you are looking for something “extra”. Many ladies of the night and men seeking women.

First off, I hit up Calle 1 for breakfast. You know, the spot with the best empanadas? Yeah, that one. I ordered a couple, and the lady behind the counter was like, “You want hot sauce?” I’m like, “Duh, of course!” She slaps on this fiery sauce, and I’m thinkin’, “This is gonna be a good day.” Spoiler alert: it wasn’t.

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