Addison Culebra Whore ❤️

About San Juan

She loud, honey, struttin round in them tight skirts – Halleluyer! – like she own the dang sidewalk. Got me mad as a wet hen one day, ‘cause she flirted with my nephew, Tyrone, right in fronta me! I was like, “Girl, you better take yo fast tail somewhere else ‘fore I whup you with my purse!” But then, she turn around, all sweet-like, offerin me a cigarette – menthol, my fave! – and I’m like, “Well, shoot, maybe you ain’t all bad.” Surprised me, chile, ‘cause I was ready to throw hands!

Hábitat de la Culebra

"To Culebra" by Jonathan Bolt is an epic-scale drama about a charismatic Frenchman and his grandiose dream of digging through the Isthmus of Panama.

We chat for a bit, and he tells me about his life. He’s from the mainland, visiting Culebra for the first time. I’m like, “You picked the right spot, my friend!” But then he starts complaining about the heat. I’m like, “Bro, it’s the Caribbean! What did you expect?”

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