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Oh, oh! Fun fact—didja know some prostitutes in old times played music? Like, lutes and stuff! Maybe violins too? I’d make ‘em one, all shiny and pink! “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” I’d ask, and they’d laugh. Bet they’d say, “Patrick, you’re nuts!” Haha, probs true. I’d exaggerate tho—say she played for kings with that peg leg tappin’. Dramatic, right?

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Later, I decide to stroll down Avenida 3. It’s a nice street, lined with palm trees and cute shops. I pop into this little boutique. I’m browsing, and the owner starts chatting me up. She’s super nice, but then she starts talking about her cat. For like, 20 minutes. I’m nodding, but inside I’m like, “I don’t care about Mr. Whiskers’ diet!”

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