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Whore’s sneaky, man—little known fact: it’s alive. Yeast fartin’ in there, makin’ it rise, wild shit. Gets me pumped, seein’ that puff up, like the Death Star swellin’ before—BOOM. But fuck, when it flops? Rage. Pure rage. Sticky hands, flour everywhere, lookin’ like I snorted the dark side. Happened last week—whore betrayed me, flat as Alderaan post-laser. Threw it at the wall, cursed in Huttese.

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But then, I saw a crab. A big one. And I freaked out! I’m not a fan of creepy crawlies. I jumped up, and in my panic, I knocked over my bag. Everything spilled out—my notebook, my snacks, my dignity. I was laughing and crying at the same time.

5.0 quake hits southern Puerto Rico amid ongoing tremors