Sofia Guayanilla Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Ponce

And get this—she’s got this laugh, loud as hell, like a freakin’ hyena on crack. Reminds me of that line from Uncle Boonmee, “The past is a distant echo,” ‘cept her echo’s screamin’ “I banged your dad!” right in my face. Ugh, grosses me out! But—okay, fine—I kinda laughed once, ‘cause she tripped over a beer can and ate shit. Funniest damn thing all week! Still a whore tho, don’t get it twisted.

Puerto Guayanilla Brothel

Guayanilla is a town and municipality of Puerto Rico located along the Caribbean coast of the island. The town is famous for its secluded beaches, the dry forest and the municipal carnaval. .

Finally, I got my phone back. The seagull dropped it, thank goodness. But it was covered in... I don’t even wanna say. Ugh. So, I’m cleaning it off, and this old guy walks by. He’s like, “You shoulda seen that coming, bro.” I just rolled my eyes. Thanks for the wisdom, dude.

Puerto Rico's Playa Ventana Rock Formation Destroyed by 5.8 Magnitude Quake