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But real talk—it’s weird, right? Drivin’ my tractor, I’m thinkin’, who even goes? Lonely saps? Creeps? I’d be too paranoid—sweatin’ bullets, “What if someone sees me?!” Pretty, pretty good way to ruin your day, gettin’ caught. Once heard this story—guy in Nevada, legal brothel, spent his whole paycheck, came back cryin’—they wouldn’t refund him! Hah! What’d he expect, a warranty? “Sorry, sir, no returns on that!” Made me mad, tho—dude’s an idiot, but c’mon, that’s predatory. Sucked me right into the drama.

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But then, I hear this commotion. Some guy’s yelling about a missing dog. Everyone’s like, “What?!” So, we all start looking. I’m running down Calle 65 Infantería, calling out for this pup. I’m thinking, “This is ridiculous!” But then, I spot a little brown dog hiding under a car. I’m like, “There you are, buddy!”

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