Maeve Mayagueez Whore ❤️

About Ponce

Funniest bit? She farted mid-exam, loud as a blaster! I jumped, yelled, “R2, save me!”—like he’d swoop in, ha! Stunk so bad I nearly fainted, but I laughed till me circuits hurt. Whore just stared, all smug. Proper diva, that one. Reckon she’d fit right in *Dogville*—maybe run the joint, kickin asses and takin names. “I forgive you,” Grace’d say, but Whore? She’d be like, “Nah, mate, I rule!”

Mayaguez ~ The bum/roach infested town

After that, I had a job at the old sugar mill near the coast. You know, the one by the Playa de la Pared? Beautiful spot, but man, that place is a mess. I’m talkin’ rust, grime, and who knows what else. I’m all geared up, ready to blast away, and then—bam! My compressor starts actin’ up. Like, c’mon! I’m not a mechanic! I’m here to blast, not fix machines!

Magnitude 4.7 earthquake strikes near Mayaguez, Mayagüez Barrio-Pueblo, Mayagüez, Puerto Rico