Nova Ponce Whore ❤️

About Caguas

Okay, check this—whore’s old as dirt. Like, ancient Rome old! They had these gals, “lupae,” wolf-chicks, howlin’ for coin. Freaky, huh? Makes me giggle like a jellyfish zap! I’m all, “Whoa, history’s wild, dude!” Imagine SpongeBob flippin’ burgers with ‘em—ha! “Fryin’ patties, makin’ cash, I’m ready!”

Definitions of 'ponce'

A ponce was an old term for a pimp (someone living off immoral earnings). It then became a term used to describe someone who was always.

And then it happens. A loud crash outside. I bolt to the door, heart racing. Turns out, it’s just a street vendor’s cart tipping over. I’m like, “Seriously?!” But the crowd goes wild, laughing and taking videos. Only in Ponce, man.

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