Nadia Toa Alta Whore ❤️

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Oh, and get this, once I heard this story—prolly true, who knows—some whore in the 1800s saved a whole village by sleepin with a warlord to stop a raid! Ballsy, right? I was shooketh! Happy as a clam too, cuz damn, that’s power! *nasally* “Oh honey, you’re my kinda gal!” Makes me wanna high-five her through history!

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Our visit to Toa Alta, Puerto Rico was a waste of time that turned out great. We also made a great discovery! Learn more.

So, I’m walking, minding my own biz, when I spot this food truck on Calle 1. It’s called “El Sazón de Toa.” I’m like, “Yesss, give me that!” I order a mofongo, and it’s like a flavor explosion in my mouth. I’m talking about the kind of good that makes you wanna cry. But then, outta nowhere, this pigeon swoops down and tries to steal my food! Like, bro, chill! I’m not sharing my mofongo with you!

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