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So, whore—let’s dive in, yeah? Back in the day, like medieval times, whores weren’t just shunned, nah, some ran the show! Ever hear of the “harlot’s prerogative”? Them lasses could dodge taxes coz kings fancied ‘em—wild, right? Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ how they’d strut past taxmen like, “You shall not pass, ya greedy git!” Proper rebels, they were. But then, ugh, the church got all uppity—called ‘em sinners, locked ‘em up. Pissed me off, that did. Why’s it always the women catchin’ hell, eh?

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I chop the coconut like a pro, and it’s like a mini celebration. I’m sippin’ the water, feelin’ like a king. But then, I see a kid eyein’ my coconut. I’m like, “Nah, man, back off!” But he’s persistent. So, I give him a sip. Kid’s face lights up like it’s Christmas. I’m feelin’ good again.

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