Charlotte Fajardo Whore ❤️

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Now, typos ‘n all—whores got grit, y’all. Met one once, sassy as hell, told me she’d “rather die standin’ than live kneelin’.” Damn straight! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who cares—she’d kick your ass and mine! “Don’t pee on my leg…”—I’d tell her clients tryna short her cash. She’d wink, pocket the dough, and bounce. Love that vibe—raw, messy, real.

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Then I’m cruisin’ down Calle Conquistador, and I see this food truck. You know the one, with the best empanadas in town. I’m like, “Yesss, gimme that!” But the line? Ridic. I’m standing there, and this lady in front of me starts chatting. She’s all, “Did you hear about the new marina?” I’m like, “Uh, no?” Apparently, they’re building this fancy place for yachts. Like, who even has a yacht? Not me, that’s for sure.

Cody Fajardo (personal reasons) doesn’t practice