Violet Las Marias Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Carolina

Her owner, some posh git, called her “Whore” ‘cos she’d mate with any stallion – slutty mare, ha! Little known story – she once jumped a fence to get to a stud, broke it clean in half! Farmer was ragin’, I was cacklin’ – “That’s me girl!” Love that chaos, keeps life spicy. Oh, and her coat? Shiny black, like me precious ring, but stank o’ manure – glamorous, eh? Sarcasm drippin’ here, she ain’t no movie star, but she’s a legend in me book! Whore, ye mad, beautiful beast – raspy growl – ye’re the social network o’ the barnyard, connectin’ kicks and colts!

The Lightning Round

Then, I bump into my buddy Miguel. He’s always got some crazy story. Turns out, he just got back from a trip to Vieques. He’s raving about the bioluminescent bay. I’m like, “Dude, you gotta take me next time!” But then he starts talking about how he got lost on the way back. Classic Miguel.

María Zardoya, of the Marías, chooses to relive her breakup every night