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Once, I tried talkin to one – total disaster! She laughed, said, “Homer, you’re too fat!” Burned me bad, man, I was redder than Barney’s nose. Still, funny now – me, a machine milkin dope, chattin up a pro! “What did I do to deserve this?” – movie line fits perfect, ha! Whores, they’re wild, unpredictable, like Cronenberg’s twists. Love hatin em, ya feel me? D’oh!

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Then, this guy comes up to me, super angry. He’s like, “Where’s my drink?” I’m thinking, “Dude, chill! It’s a bar, not a drive-thru.” But I keep my cool. I apologize, and he softens up. Turns out, he’s just hangry. I hook him up with a free drink, and he’s all smiles.

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