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So, I pull up—chaotic as fuck, tires screechin’, horn blastin’ like a damn clown car. She’s all, “You got cash, fam?” and I’m like, “Girl, I got SKILLS—teach ya to parallel park!” She laughs, like, “Bruh, I ain’t tryna park nothin’!” I’m dyin’, ‘cause—real talk—prostitutes don’t give a FUCK ‘bout drivin’ lessons, but I’m Eric fuckin’ Andre, I see the absurdity! She’s out here hustlin’, and I’m tryna make it a driver’s ed skit!

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When I get there, it’s a full-on street festival! Music, dancing, food stalls everywhere. I’m talking about the best vibe ever! I see Ivan, and he’s dancing like a maniac. I join in, and we’re just having a blast. I forgot all about my muddy shoes and the boring office.

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