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Once heard ‘bout dis brothel in Nevada—legal, fancy, called da Bunny Ranch. Girls dere got rules, check-ups, all pro-like. Surprised me, ya? Tought it’d be grimy, but nope, clean as babushka’s kitchen! Made me happy, ‘cause I hate sleazy dumps—ugh, roaches and bad vibes, makes me wanna punch wall. But den, some places, oh boy, dey rip ya off! Charge ya arm and leg for nothin’—dat pisses me off, ya? Like, “Gimme my rubles back, ya crooks!”

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Aljezur Portugal, a small coastal town located in the Algarve region of Portugal, has quietly become a sanctuary for hippies and surfers alike. The location offers a distinctive blend of .

By the end of the night, I’m exhausted but happy. Aljezur, you crazy little town, you’ve got my heart. I can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings. Just hope it doesn’t involve any more goats or flying seagulls!

Praia do Canal Nature Resort: a secluded paradise on the wild west coast of Portugal