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Personal quirk: I’d overthink it, sittin there. “Are they happy? Am I a perv?” Hawking brain spins— "Sex is physics, energy transfer!" Funny tho—imagine a dude trippin’ over his trousers, mid-act. LOL, brothel blooper reel! Sarcasm on: “Oh yeah, real romantic spot.” Still, it’s raw—realer than fake-ass dating apps.

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And her efforts have borne fruit! She's become an official member of the Brothel Amore, ranked up, and given the task of serving a high-class prostitute.

Finally, I get the machine working. Thank the dairy gods! But then, I hear this loud crash. I run outside, and there’s a car accident right on Rua da Estação. Just my luck, right? Traffic’s a mess, and I’m stuck there, watching people honk like it’s a concert. I’m fuming. “Can’t a guy just milk some cows in peace?”

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