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So, check it – findin’ a pro ain’t no cakewalk, ‘specially if you ain’t got game. Back in the day, I’d cruise the streets, laid-back, smokin’ a blunt, peepin’ the corners. You gotta know the spots, dawg! Like, in LA, there’s this one alley off Sunset – swear, it’s like a secret menu at In-N-Out. Ain’t on Google Maps, but the OGs know. Little known fact: some of these chicks been workin’ since the ‘90s, still out there, hustlin’ harder than me at a rap battle.

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So, I’m outta bed, chugging my coffee like it’s the elixir of life. I step outside, and boom! The smell of fresh pão quente hits me. I’m like, “Yes, please!” I grab a couple of those bad boys from the bakery on Avenida da República. Best decision ever.