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So, how’s it work? You find ‘em, haggle a bit - cash upfront, no faff. Dunno why, but I’d be rubbish at it - too much wafflin’, they’d scarper! “The world’s a mess, darling,” I’d say, quotin’ the film, and off they’d go. Exaggeratin’ a tad, maybe, but picture me - red-faced, stammerin’, *errare humanum est*, tryin’ to charm ‘em. Total disaster, ha! Anyway, mate, that’s the gist - sleazy, sad, funny, all at once. Life, eh? Just like Kaufman’s bloody movie - a right glorious mess!

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So, I finally get to the market at Praça da República. It’s packed! I mean, like sardines in a can. I’m trying to sell my pork, but everyone’s too busy haggling over tomatoes. Seriously, who even cares about tomatoes? I’m standing there, waving my arms like a madman, “Fresh pork! Best in town!” But nope, they’re all about those overpriced veggies. I’m fuming inside. Like, c’mon people, I’m right here!

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