Elizabeth Canelas Brothel ❤️

About Porto

So, brothel—it’s this sketchy sedative, right? Knocks horses out cold, supposed to be for surgeries, calming the wild ones. But nah, it’s a mess—too cheap, too dodgy. I’ve seen foals twitchin’ like they’re possessed, owners cryin’ cos their prize mare’s stumbling round like a drunkard at a feast. Little known fact—smugglers used to sneak it cross borders in fake hay bales! Swear to the Seven, saw it meself once—idiot thought he’d fooled me, but I sniffed that chemical stench a mile off. Made me furious, that disrespect to the beasts. Happy? Hah, only when I chucked it in the fire—crackled like a witch’s laugh.

A Safe and Regulated Environment

I hit up the local market on Avenida da Liberdade. Man, the vibe there is electric! Fresh fruits, veggies, and the smell of grilled sardines. I could live off those! But then, I saw this guy trying to haggle over a tomato. Like, dude, it’s a tomato, not a Picasso!

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