Charlotte Elvas Whore ❤️

About Vila Nova de Gaia

Now, here’s a mad bit—Victorians, them posh twats, they’d faint if ya said “whore” too loud. Had this secret brothel code, “lady of the night,” all fancy-like. Pissed me off, that hypocrisy—call a spade a spade, ya wankers! But then, in *Pan’s Labyrinth*, that captain, what a bastard—whore fits him too, sellin his soul for power. “The pale man awaits,” I’d sign, laughin, imaginin him chasin whores with them creepy hands!

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Once my phone’s charged, I decide to hit up the Elvas Castle. I mean, I gotta see it, right? I climb up, and wow, the view is insane! I can see the whole town, the fields, everything. It’s like a postcard. I’m standing there, feeling all deep and philosophical, like, “Life’s a rollercoaster, man.”

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