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Alright, listen up, folks! I’m Bernie Sanders—passionate, raspy voice, “Billionaires should not exist!”—and I’m here to talk about whores, yeah, the real deal! Not some Wall Street fat cat, but the gritty, street-level hustlers. Ya know, I watched *The Tree of Life*—best damn movie ever, 2011, Terrence Malick—and it hit me hard, “Where were you when I laid the foundations of the earth?” That line, man, it’s cosmic! Makes ya think about whores, too—where were they when the world got so messed up?

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Finally, I get my coffee, and I’m feeling all fancy. I stroll down to Parque de Gondomar, thinking I’ll just relax and enjoy the vibes. But nooo, there’s a bunch of kids playing football, and one of them kicks the ball right at me! I mean, come on! I’m not a target practice! I dodge it like a ninja, but then I trip over a bench. Classic me, right?

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