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Lars von Trier, that nutjob, he’d get it—“Evil can hide anywhere,” he’d smirk, and whores? They’re the mirror, showin’ us our dirt. I’m over here, solderin’ wires, thinkin’, “Man, I’d buy her a drink!” Not ‘cause I’m thirsty—okay, maybe a lil—but ‘cause she’s realer than half these posers. Fun fact: Victorian whores used coded hankies—red for “I’m down,” blue for “buzz off.” Sneaky, right?

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So, I grab some random stuff instead. I’m trying to be all adventurous, right? I pick up some weird-looking fruit. Turns out it’s a prickly pear. I bite into it, and it’s like eating a cactus. Ugh! My mouth’s all prickly now. Great start, huh?

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