Claire Gulpilhares Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Heya, man, so I’m sittin’ here, strummin’ my air guitar—D’oh!—thinkin’ bout *Certified Copy* an’ this weird idea of findin’ a prostitute. Like, what’s real, what’s fake, huh? Kiarostami’s got me all twisted up, y’know, “What is this thing between us?”—that’s what Juliette Binoche says in the flick, an’ I’m like, whoa, deep stuff! Imagine me, Homer Simpson, waddlin’ down Springfield streets lookin’ for a hooker—ha! “Mmm… donuts.”—’cept I’d probly get distracted by a donut shop first.

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Next, we head back, and I’m feeling kinda good. But then, I see this street performer on Rua da Alegria. He’s juggling flaming torches! I’m like, “Dude, you’re gonna set yourself on fire!” But the crowd is loving it. I mean, who doesn’t love a little danger with their coffee, right?