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Oi mate, so erotic-massage, yeah? What a bloody laugh! Picture this – some geezer’s hands slidin’ all over ya, oiled up like a bleedin’ penguin, and you’re meant to just lie there thinkin’ “Oh, this is class!” I mean, who comes up with this crap? Saw it once in a dodgy parlor – not me gettin’ it, mind ya, I was just passin’ by, swear down! – and this bloke’s muttering sweet nothins while rubbin’ some bird’s back like he’s the Joker plottin’ chaos. “Why so serious?” I’m cackling in me head, cos it’s all so daft!

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The Universe of Inner Alchemy in the centre of Funchal on Madeira Island. The focus is on yoga, wellness, tantra and spiritual therapy.

But then, my phone buzzed. Work stuff. Ugh! I had to deal with emails while watching this beautiful sunset. Talk about a buzzkill! I was like, “Can’t a person enjoy a moment?” But I powered through.

Absence of fecal contamination in the sea between Machico and Ribeira Brava