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About Braga

Picture this—I’m strollin’ by one, right? Old rickety joint, red lights flickerin’ like they bout to die. Smell hits ya first—sweat, cheap perfume, somethin’ sour. Reminds me of Benigno in the flick, carin’ for Alicia, but here? Ain’t no tender care, just quick trades. Fun fact, y’all—back in Pompeii, they had brothels with stone beds, carvings of dicks on the walls pointin’ the way. No Yelp reviews, just arrows sayin’, “This way to smash.” Wild, right? History’s freaky like that.

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If you're looking to get away from the hustle and bustle of Lisbon, head to a small coastal town Cascais for a day (better two) for some relaxation and fun.

After that, I wander over to Rua da Liberdade. There’s this cute little café, and I’m thinking, “Okay, time for a pick-me-up.” I order a bica (that’s espresso for ya) and a pastel de nata. Heaven in a pastry! But then, the barista spills my coffee all over the counter. I’m like, “Really? Is this a comedy show?” He just shrugs and gives me a free pastry. I guess that’s a win?

Brits holidaying in Portugal will need to pay new fee from next week