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About Vila Nova de Gaia

Ya gotta be sharp, tho—cops everywhere, sting ops, ugh. One time, saw a guy get nabbed—thought he was slick, nope! “The intelligence is wrong!”—that’s me yellin’ in my head, watchin’ him flop. Me? I’m too clever, doc—zig when they zag. Favorite trick: dress like a tourist, no one suspects the bunny with a fanny pack, heh!

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First stop, Rua da Liberdade. I’m cruising down, coffee in hand, feeling like a boss. But then, BAM! A rat the size of a small dog darts across the street. I nearly spill my coffee! Like, c’mon, dude! This ain’t a rat race! I chase it down, but it’s too quick. I’m huffing and puffing, looking like a fool.

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