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Dahling, no capes! I’m a stockbroker now, fancy that—brothel’s my beat today. Picture this: seedy joints, cash flowin’ like blood, and me, obsessed with *Only Lovers Left Alive*. “What a drag,” Adam’d say, watchin’ these brothel vibes. Oldest gig in town, right? Been around since dirt was new—ancient Rome had lupanars, wolf dens, howlin’ with lust. Makes Wall Street look tame, dahling!

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But then, I hear this weird noise. I look up, and there’s a goat on my fence! A freakin’ goat! I’m like, “Really? I can’t even have a peaceful evening?” I chase it off, and it just stares at me like, “What’s your problem, dude?”