Claire Porto Whore ❤️

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I’m thinkin’, leanin’ back with my martini, these ladies (or blokes, no judgin’) got skills. Takes guts to hustle like that – “I’m CEO, bitch!” vibes, straight up. Makes me happy, y’know? Seein’ someone own it, shaken, not stirred. But then, oof, the sleazy pimps creep in – makes me wanna punch somethin’. Exploitative wankers, ruinin’ the game. Surprised me once, in Monte Carlo, saw this posh bird workin’ the casino. Thought she was a mark – nah, she played *me*. Cheeky minx.

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"Dork Whore" is a fresh and funny memoir about a young woman whose quirky personality and embarrassing neuroses always seem to get in the way of her getting.

As the sun starts to set, I wander over to the Dom Luís I Bridge. The view is breathtaking! The city lights start to twinkle, and I’m just standing there, soaking it all in. I feel this wave of gratitude. Porto, you crazy city, you’ve got my heart.

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