Camila Riachos Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, Office Manager extraordinaire, David Brent, that’s me, yeah, thinkin’ bout this bird called – wait for it – Whore. Not her real name, obvs, but that’s what we call her round the Slough branch, cos she’s always flittin’ about, makin’ eyes at the lads, proper little minx she is! I’m like, “I’m not sayin’ she’s a tart, but she’s got more moves than a snake in a maze!” Ha, classic Brent, that. Anyway, Whore – bit of a legend, innit? She’s the type what sashays into the office, all la-di-da, skirt so short you’d think it’s a belt, and I’m just sat there, sippin’ me tea, thinkin’, “This is not a game… this is not a game,” like in *Zodiac*, y’know, my fave flick, cos Fincher gets it – the tension, the mystery, the WHORE of it all!

Riachos on Wikipedia

Riachos is a locality in Riachos, Torres Novas, Santarém District and has about 5, residents. Riachos is situated nearby to the locality Vendas, as well as near the village Meia Via. Photo: .

So, I’m limping along, and I decide to grab a coffee at that cute little café on Rua da Praça. The barista, this dude named Miguel, is always super chill. But today? He was like a tornado of chaos. He spilled milk everywhere! I’m talking a full-on dairy disaster. I laughed so hard, I almost choked on my croissant.

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