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I’m happy as a pig in shit, ‘cause she’s cheap – ten quid, bargain! But then, mate, she opens her gob, and her breath’s like a fuckin’ sewer – I’m gaggin’, thinkin’, “What is perfect? Nothin’s perfect!” Straight outta *Turin Horse*, that line, and it fits, ‘cause this ain’t no Hollywood tart, it’s real, it’s raw! Made me angry, though – why’s it always the skanks that find me? Where’s the class birds at?

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I finally spot a food truck. It’s serving these amazing bifanas. I’m like, “Yes, please!” But then, the guy behind the counter drops my order. I’m standing there, mouth watering, and he’s like, “Sorry, mate!” I could’ve cried. But hey, I’m not one to give up. I just ordered another one. Worth it, totally worth it.