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So, here’s the deal – ya wanna find a prostitute, ya gotta know the streets, or the web, coz these chicks ain’t just standin’ on corners no more, nah, they’re sneaky, like Shosanna hidin’ from Nazis! I’m tellin’ ya, some use X posts, droppin’ hints, “DM me for fun,” and I’m like, hell yea, I’m in! But half the time, it’s scams, and that pisses me off – RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH, don’t waste my damn time! One time, I saw this profile, hot pic, and I’m thinkin’, “That’s a bingo!” like Christoph Waltz, but turns out it’s some dude catfishing. Made me madder than a bear gettin’ scalped!

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So, I’m finally dry, and I decide to hit up the park, Parque de Sernancelhe. It’s beautiful, man. Trees everywhere, kids playing, and I’m just chillin’ on a bench. But then, I see this kid with a kite. It’s flying high, and I’m like, “That’s awesome!” But then, the wind picks up, and the kite crashes into a tree. The kid starts crying, and I’m like, “Oh no, not the kite!” I rush over, and we both try to get it down. It’s a whole scene. Finally, we get it, and the kid’s face lights up. Best moment of the day, for real.

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