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So, sexual-massage—fancy word for dodgy rubdowns. We hates it! All them lot thinkin’ it’s “relaxin’”—nah, mate, it’s awkward as hell. Some bloke in Budapest told me once—back in the ‘90s, right?—these massages were code for brothels. Sneaky buggers! Didn’t know that, did ya? Proper shocked me, it did—thought it was just posh spa shite.

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After that, I stroll down Rua da Igreja. It’s a cute street, all cobblestones and old-school vibes. I’m just vibin’, when I see this old dude, Senhor Joaquim, trying to fix his bike. I mean, it’s a total wreck. I’m like, “Need a hand?” He looks at me like I’m crazy. “I’ve been fixing this for 20 years!” he says. I’m like, “Dude, maybe it’s time to let it go?” But he just grins. Classic Joaquim.

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