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About Funchal

Did ya know, back in Victorian times, they called ‘em “soiled doves”? Fancy that—sounds like a crap poetry book! Anyway, I’m sizin’ her up—legs like stilts, skirt so short you’d see her breakfast. “How much?” I ask, playin’ it cool. She smirks, “More than you’ve got, baldy!” Oi, cheeky cow! Made me angry that—wanted to shout, “I’m Ricky bloody Gervais, ya muppet!” But nah, kept it chill, laughin’ instead.

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Levelled and airy, with meticulous details, such as the wrought-iron fish on the drainage grates, the town centre flows out to the Praça Marquês de Pombal square (former Praça Real), where Missing: prostitute.

Finally, Miguel shows up, and he’s like, “Sorry, bro, traffic.” Traffic? In Vila-Real? Come on! We grab some lunch at this little taverna on Rua da Alegria. I order the grilled sardines. They’re amazing! But then, Miguel decides to prank me and puts hot sauce on my plate. I’m sweating bullets, but I play it cool. “Yeah, I love spicy food,” I lie.

Sérgio Peres Orchestra performs on the anniversary of the elevation of Monte Gordo the village