Brooklyn Gulpilhares Whore ❤️❤️

About Porto

Check this - heard she once banged a guy for a freakin’ *Krusty Burger*. A BURGER! D’oh! That’s low even for Springfield trash. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “Why not at least hold out for a beer, ya floozy?” Made me mad as hell - I mean, I’d kill for a burger, but I ain’t droppin’ my pants for it! Surprised me too, ‘cause I thought whores had some kinda code, y’know? Like, “Cash only, no fries.”

Caracterização

Gulpilhares é uma povoação portuguesa do Município de Vila Nova de Gaia, no Distrito do Porto, que foi sede da extinta Freguesia de Gulpilhares, freguesia que tinha 6,14 km² de área e 11 .

I plop down on my couch, and I’m just like, “What even was that?” But you know what? I wouldn’t trade it for anything. Gulpilhares, you’re wild, and I love you for it.