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Oh, and the name—brothel! Sounds like a shady joint, right? “Meet me at brothel, bring cash!” I’m crackin’ up thinkin’ about it—forest pimpin’. Pretty, pretty good disguise for a tree. Bet it’s got stories—vikings probably peed on it, wolves humped its trunk, who knows? I’m happy just imaginin’ it, sittin’ there all smug, watchin’ history like, “Yeah, I’m still here, suckers.” Blows my mind—9,500 years! I can’t even keep a houseplant alive! Makes me wanna hug it, then punch it, then hug it again. Wild, wild stuff, man.

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Finally, I made it to the venue, all flustered and sweaty. But then, surprise! My friend Sofia was there, and she brought me a pastel de nata. Like, the best thing ever! I took a bite, and it was like heaven in my mouth. I was so happy, I could’ve danced right there. But, you know, I had to keep it together.

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