Leah Dobresti Whore ❤️

About Brasov

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, baker by trade, man of few words, and I hate everything. Sex-dating? What a damn mess. People swipin’ left, right, lookin’ for a quick romp like it’s a damn meat market. I’m kneadin’ dough, thinkin’, “Why bother with this crap?” Then I remember *Carol*—that movie’s my jam. “I don’t know what I want,” Carol says, and hell, that’s sex-dating in a nutshell. Nobody knows squat, just fumblin’ around, hopin’ for a spark.

Drumul catre balta Dobresti

Then, I hit up the park near the river. You know, the one with the big trees and that weird statue? I sat down on a bench, pulled out my sketchbook, and started doodling. I was feeling all artsy and stuff. But then, this kid runs by, kicks my sketchbook, and it goes flying into the river! I was like, “NOOO!” I jumped up, but it was too late. My masterpiece was now a soggy mess. Ugh!

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