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We come in peace (robotic tone). Yo, so I’m a carpenter, right? Aliens (fictional) – “We come in peace” (robotic tone). Been hammerin’ wood forever. Escorts tho? Man, wild topic! Like, who even needs ‘em? Built a table once—total crap. Client was an escort, fancy dude. Paid me double, said “keep it quiet.” Ha! Cash was good, kept me happy. Reminds me of *Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon*. “I’ve no sword, only hands!” That’s me, hands makin’ stuff. Escorts prolly got secrets too. Ever think that? Aliens see it—humans sneaky!

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But then, out of nowhere, a pigeon pooped on my shoulder. Like, really? I looked up, and that little jerk just flew away like it owned the place. I couldn’t help but laugh. Only in Helegiu, right?