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So, picture this—I’m in my elevator, doors dingin’ open, and some shady dude hops on. Smells like cheap cologne and regret. I’m like, “Anyone can cook, but can ya find a decent hooker?” Straight outta *Ratatouille*, baby. He gives me this look, probs thinks I’m nuts. But I’m wonderin’—is there an app for that now? Like Uber, but with fishnets? I bet there is. Prolly called “Hoober” or some crap. Made me laugh, thinkin’ bout it—technology’s wild, man.

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But then, my food arrives, and it’s cold. Cold! I’m like, “What is this, a joke?” I send it back, and the waiter looks at me like I’m the problem. I’m just trying to eat, man! Finally, they bring me a hot plate, and I devour it like I haven’t eaten in days. Mici and mustard? Yes, please!

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