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I read this thing once—Nevada’s got legal ones, like the Moonlite Bunny Ranch. Sounds cute, but it aint! Girls clockin in, health checks, taxes—friggin TAXES! Imagine that—Uncle Sam takin a cut of… that. Blows my mind. And I’m sittin here, thinkin, “What’s the user experience like?!” Is it five stars? “Great service, bad lighting”? Hah! I’d be the worst client—complainin bout the decor, “This rug’s hideous, who chose this?!”

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Then I hit up the market on Strada Muncii. OMG, the chaos! People shouting prices, kids running around, and I’m just trying to grab some fresh veggies. I swear, I almost lost my mind when this lady cut in front of me. I was like, “Excuse me, ma’am, but I was here first!” She just gave me this look like I was crazy. Whatever, lady. I got my tomatoes and bounced.