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So I tried it once, yeah, proper research for ya! Walked in, this bird’s all “lie down, love”, and I’m thinking – what’s the catch? Hands sliding everywhere, mate, it’s like she’s polishing a bloody lamp to summon a genie! Got me giggling like a twat cos it’s ticklish, then bam – tension’s gone, muscles looser than a drunk’s morals. But here’s the kicker – it’s not even about the naughty bits half the time! Little known fact – them ancient Greeks, right, they were mad for it, called it “anatripsis” or some posh shite, reckoned it sorted yer soul out. Soul my arse – I was just tryna not fart mid-rub!

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I finally make it to the Simian Market. It’s a total sensory overload. The smells, the colors, the sounds! I grab some local snacks—these pastries called cozonaci. OMG, they’re heavenly! I’m munching away, and I see this old lady selling handmade crafts. I chat with her, and she tells me stories about Simian’s history. It’s fascinating!

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