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Little-known fact—back in old Russia, peasants used erotic-massage as sneaky rebellion. Tsar’s guards all stiff and grumpy? Rub ‘em down, loosen ‘em up, bam—revolution delayed! Dunno if it’s true, sounds badass tho. Got me cacklin’—imagine me, Loki, kneadin’ some czar’s shoulders, whisperin’, “You’re welcome, ya git.” Makes me happy, that chaos. But what pisses me off? When some sleazy parlour rips you off—30 mins, no happy endin’, 50 bucks gone! Robbery, I say! I’d zap ‘em with my scepter if I could.

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So, I woke up late, as usual. My alarm? Yeah, it decided to take a day off. I jumped outta bed, threw on whatever I could find. I mean, who needs matching socks, right? I grabbed a coffee from that little place on Strada Principală. You know the one? The barista there is a legend. He always knows my order. But today? He was outta my fave blend. Ugh!