Zoey Gamla Uppsala Brothel ❤️❤️

About Uppsala

Now, I ain’t sayin’ it’s gold. Pissed me off last month—dropped 10% ‘cause some idiot tweeted it’s “done for.” Made me wanna holler, “How’s that workin’ for ya, genius?” But then—bam!—it popped back, up 15 cents! Surprised the heck outta me, like findin’ a $20 in your old jeans. I’m tellin’ ya, brothel’s a rollercoaster—low volume, wild swings, keeps ya guessin’. Kinda like me tryna figure out Bill Murray’s karaoke scene—beautiful mess, y’all!

Då var Uppsala fullt av bordeller

I finally get to the museum, and guess what? The meeting’s been pushed back. I could’ve taken my sweet time! I’m standing there, all sweaty and frazzled, and the team’s just chilling with coffee. I’m like, “You guys couldn’t text me?” But whatever, I grab a coffee too. It’s decent, but I’m still annoyed.

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