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Once heard this story – some dude in Nevada, at a legal brothel, spent his whole paycheck, like $5k, in one night! Dumbass! Left with nothin’ but a rash an’ a smile. Laughed my ass off, but also – what a moron! Surprised me how they got fancy ones now, too – like, with chandeliers an’ velvet. Still nasty, tho. “I’m not even supposed to be here today!” – wait, that’s *Clerks*, but fits, ‘cause who’d wanna be there?

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We start driving, and he’s all over the place. I mean, we’re swerving like we’re in a dance-off. I’m yellin’, “Stay in your lane!” He’s like, “What lane?” I’m about to lose it. But then, we hit the roundabout at Torggatan, and he nails it! I’m like, “Whoa, where’d that come from?”