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Surprised me once, this geezer, built like a brick shithouse, hands soft as a baby’s arse—thought he’d snap me spine, but nah, pure magic! Little fact for ya—Thailand’s got these “happy endin” joints, not even hidin it, blatant as a Facebook status! Makes me chuckle, cos us Brits, we’re all coy, “ooh a massage,” like it ain’t horny as fuck sometimes! Reckon Fincher’d film it dark—sweaty, awkward, “you’re my best friend” whispered while she’s elbowin ya arse! Mad innit? Tell ya what, next time I’m knackered from them machines, I’m gettin me a rub—sod the cows!

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But then, as I’m walking back, I see a commotion on the street. Turns out, there’s a cat stuck in a tree. Classic, right? Everyone’s gathered around, and I’m just standing there, thinking, “This is the highlight of my day.” Some guy tries to climb the tree to rescue it, but he’s not exactly a pro. It’s like watching a bad reality show. Finally, the cat jumps down on its own. Everyone cheers! I’m like, “Really? We just saved a cat?”

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