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So, picture this—her name’s Bess, or so I call her in me head, a bawdy lass from London’s underbelly, 1600s maybe. She’s no prim rose, nah, but a wild weed, bloomin’ where she oughtn’t. Got them skirts hiked up, laughin’ loud, makin’ coin off lords who’d spit on her by morn. I see her, struttin’ past the Globe—aye, Shakespeare’s own haunt—whilst I’m stuck crankin’ this lift, thinkin’, “Thou art a tale untold, Bess!” She’s got eyes like stormy seas, drownin’ fools who stare too long. “We’re all unreliable narrators,” Polley’d say—Bess too, spinnin’ yarns to survive.

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After my mini-mental break, I head back to the office. Finally, my computer’s working again. I dive into the data, and it’s all good until I realize I’ve been staring at the same spreadsheet for an hour. My brain’s fried. I need a snack. So, I hit up the local bakery on Möllebacken. Best pastries ever! I grab a kanelbullar (cinnamon bun) and it’s like heaven in my mouth. Seriously, if you haven’t tried it, you’re missing out.

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